Things Asians Do When They Are Done With Homework

My Grandpa Was 65 He Runs A Mile To Stay Fit, He's 70 Now And Has No Idea Where He Is

I Wondered Why The Frisbee Was Getting Bigger, Then It Hit Me

Chickens Sit On Eggs Because They Don't Have Chairs

My Grandma Has The Heart Of A Lion And A Lifetime Ban At The Zoo

6 Is Afraid Of 7 Because 7 Is A Registered 6 Offender

A Family Walks Into A Hotel And Requests The Porn To Be Disabled, Clerk Says It's Just Regular Porn You Sick Fuck

A Dyslexic Man Walks Into A Bra

Lord Told John If He Comes Forth He Will Receive Eternal Life, John Came Fifth And Received A Toaster

If You Are Ever Cold Just Stand In The Corner, They Are Usually 90 Degrees

Bought Some Shoes From My Drug Dealer, Don't Know What He Laced Them With I've Been Tripping All Day

The Best Nation In The World Is Donation