Jesus Couldn't Drum were a 1980s eclectic, experimental synth pop duo from Watford, England. They were part of the 80s British loose guitar pop scene. Formed by Jonathan Lemon (a.k.a. Jonathan Staines) and Peter Pengwyn. They recorded three albums and released three singles on the Lost Moment label. They toured extensively in Europe in the mid-eighties, did a BBC Radio 1 session, and were regularly featured on the John Peel and Dr. Demento radio shows. From the second album on, the duo featured Lester Square of The Monochrome Set on guitar. Other members, mostly for touring, included Alan Way, Jennie Cruse and Michele Allerdyce from Frazier Chorus. The band amicably split in the late 1980s with Pengwyn continued recording as The Cat and Mouse Band, while Lemon joined The Chrysanthemums.
2001
Pearls From The Past
CD, Comp
1988
Lost Moment Records
LP
1986
Lost Moment Records
LP, Album
1986
Not On Label
Cass, S/Sided, Album, Promo
1985
1985
1985
1985
1984
2019
Cherry Red
4xCD, Comp
2019
Cordelia Records
CD, Comp
1993
Fool's Paradise
2xCass, Comp, C60
1988
Being Cut, Primitive Records (3)
Cass, Comp, Ltd, C45
1988
Toytown
Cass, Comp
1988
1987
Snowdonia
Cass, Comp
1987
1986
Mad Tapes & Records, Lost Moment Records
Cass, Comp + Flexi, 7", S/Sided
1986
Cordelia Records
LP, Comp
1984
Dead Hedgehog Records, The Thing From The Crypt Records
LP, Comp
1984
Lost Moment Records
LP, Album
Cordelia Records
Cass, Smplr
Project Press & Tapes, Project Releases
Cass, Comp, C60
Cordelia Records
Cass, Comp, Promo
1989
TIGRO
Cass, Comp, Unofficial
Flexi-Pop
CDr, Comp, Unofficial
A Tribute To Some Bizarre
CDr, Comp, Unofficial
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