The Car Bomb Parade

Established in 2013 BC in a sleepless city akin to modern day New York, the Car Bomb Parade sought to rain hot ash and ear-bleeding explosiveness upon the hordes of screen watchers and consumerist sound traitors of the world.

Torching the church and perversions of a rich subculture gone impotent, Will E. Ramone was visited by an other-world being, the Reverend Nicky Bullets, who promised a world of exploding cars and anarcho-mayhem from which his guitar would be the kindling. Having been charged with “the purpose,” the two sent an emissary to the farthest corners of the world seeking the most sinister and battle-ready punk tribes to grant audience and help fill the ranks of this new machine.

Some of the finest combatants the ancient order ever produced would step forward, but in the end none were truly war-ready. One by one they all died… and just when all seemed lost and hopeless, Will E. Ramone’s vigor was rejuvenated by the queen of an underground death squadron who went under the simple alias Merf. She had also been baptized in “the purpose” and together they ventured east of their land, for on the wind was rumor of a percussive god worshipped by rogues and vagabonds alike. Drummer Mike had heard Will E. Ramone’s tales of fire, death, and “the purpose.” It was the opportunity he had been seeking to finally lay waste to all sheep of the western world.

With a mighty snare strike echoing through the terrain, the thunderous war signal had once again been ignited with their respective instruments forging the mightiest of all tri-forces. Once thought to have been permanently vanquished to a distant New England netherworld, the Reverend Nicky Bullets observed the glowing tri-force illuminating the northern night skies and knew his voice must once again carry forth the message of “the purpose.”

For fans of: Negative Approach, The Bad Brains, Blood for Blood, Black Flag, and GBH